Totally Tess

I won big on my 40th Birthday. For my 40th birthday my really good friend surprised me by arranging an entire day of fun at an Indian Reservation Casino. Included was a two hour bus ride with some angry senior citizens, a special birthday sweater made entirely of ribbons, blinking kiss me I’m 40 button, black mullet hat, and a Hawaiian lei. It was completely whacky and my kind of fun. We arrived at the casino around 9:30 a.m. and were informed that the bus departs at 315pm sharp. That gave me approximately six hours of fun/damage in a self contained, no escape, semi-safe environment. I was instantly overwhelmed, as usual. There were so many options and decisions to make, plus it was hard to concentrate with Gloria Estevez blaring in the background. We decided to play it safe and start with Bloody Marys. Just one to loosen up or maybe it was two? Anyway, it worked. I hit the floor excited and ready to play the slots. It was a blast, and I was thoroughly enjoying myself. Aft...