Random Notes About Me.

1. I am often thought of as "athletic" which is an Urban Myth. Truth is, I have only one skill. I can run in a straight line for a long time(looking fairly normal)

2. I ran the fastfood circuit, Taco Bell when I was 15. Wendy's drive through when I was 16.

3. I once shoplifted a Bonnie Bell Lip gloss from Sears, was caught, arrested, and had a record for theft until I was 18.

4. When I was 14 I took alcohol from my parents liquor cabinet for me and my friends and let my older sister take the heat. I never confessed. To this day no one is the wiser.

5. My favorite all around food is Chardonnay.

6. I got into CSUS with a whopping score of 800 on my SAT's.

7. I was the president of SADD my senior year in highschool. Which is kinda funny. Sorta.

8. I used to play with Barbies, and make real food for them in my kitchen, and stuff it into the

Barbie Dream House kitchen because I really thought Skipper was anorexic.

9. Nacho's. Need I say more.

10. I broke the same hand twice. ONce while skiing, and once rescuing my two year old son

from tepid bath water that I mistakingly thought was scolding, my bad.

11. I once karate kicked a Chola in a bar in Sacramento after a Jane's addiction concert at Cal

Expo because she was going to knife my friend.

12. My favorite Movie is Gone With The Wind. I just love Scarlet.

13. I wanted to be a CPA in college. I like Math.

14. I have never been to Hawaii.

15. I have a sister who has been in County Jail. apparently government issued underware is

real bad.

16. I was a bartender at TGIF's and yes, was once sent home because I did not have enough

"Flare" on my uniform. True story, really. I know the movie Office Space. but it really

happened to me.

17. These are a few of my favorite things: Meat, Cheese, Bacon(i know it's meat). Tobassco

Sauce.

18. I always skip dessert. It's just not my thing. I would rather drink my dessert. Nite, nite.

19. wow, I am running out of interesting things about myself here. Hmmm, oh I hate to ski.

20. I have been writing a book for three years and amazingly, I am almost done with chapter 1.

21. I have no desire to ever go back to school to further my education, or expand my mind.

22. My dream job would be to be Tina Fey. Just be her.

23. I had a shot gun wedding. All you doubters, (15 years) and he's still the one, that makes me

smile......were still having fun and he's still the one!(hum that tune in your head, while you read the rest of these amazing facts)

24. I had two Caesarean Births, and felt I needed to repay the Universe(because of lack of natural birth experience) by running a Marathon, in which I did, and finished under 4 hours. Subsequently I spent the next 4 hours after the race vomiting from my ears, eyes, nose, mouth, while naked, fainting, drooling, speaking in tongues, spontaneous convulsions, and yes explosive diarrhea. Boy did I teach the universe who's boss.

25. If money was no object I would live in San Diego, higher a personal chef, trainer, PA(a gay one), nanny, house cleaner, landscaper, sister wife, and stylist. And live happily ever after with my sometimes, actually rarely annoying(always) beautiful family. My greatest accomplishment by far!